Corban Says

Corban: Daddy, when Mommy hits you she goes to timeout. Mommy hit you when she was a little boy.

Daddy: Corban how was your day at school?
Corban: Great!
Daddy: Well, tell me about it.
Corban: I ride my little car at Papaw's house and I go down the hill and I lift my feet up like this "weeeee" and I go lightening fast.