"Don't move Stinker Boy"

Have I ever told you how great of a Daddy Joshua is?! Well, here is an idea of how things go down in our house.

After I fixed Landice's hair for church on Sunday morning, she walked into the kitchen announcing
L: "Daddy, don't I look beautiful?"
J: "You sure do! Who made you beautiful?"
L: "God did!"
J: "That's right! And don't you forget that!"
L: "That's right, Daddy! YOU don't forget that!"

This week Joshua is on vacation and let me tell you...it. is. SO. NICE!!!!
The pictures above show Landice fixing his gray hairs, applying orange forehead paint, green nose trim, and blue chin stuff. She applies all of this with utensils that "are VERY sharp and they can hurt you." She reminds him of this many times while also saying, "Don't move stinker boy!"