Oh My word!

Landice - singing an "I need help to go poop song" on the way to the potty. Poor middle child this is our quality time together!
L: I done.
ME: Okay! Wow, Sis! That was quite a big one!
L: Yeah, it was. I make them in my bottom. A big one and a little one. A little "e", a big "o", and an "r."

Landice while on the potty was singing the Old MacDonald song. Here is her version:

"Old MacDonald had a cow. Old MacDonald had another cow. Then he had a black one."

Overheard while kids were playing in the Dryer box.

C: You stay in there, honey!
L: I don't WANT to be the honey!