What would you do to keep one son from eating plant leaves in the bathroom while keeping the other two from eating the whole tube of toothpaste? Followed by what would you do if you are running on time to work and you are corraling the kids into the "kid pit" a.k.a my minivan, but then suddenly you are throw a curve ball filled with a poopy diaper? What would you do if the kid tries to run away and do windshield wipers abs while the changing process is happening? Then, what would you once you get the child buckled and he chokes up a leaf and barfs in your hand? What would you do if your other son asks "Mom, why did you throw Bubba's pacifier in the yard?" (he thought the barf was pacifier) What would you do if your son asked you why you are yelling at God outside of the garage at 9:52 am? What would you say if your son said "It is not okay to be frusterated at God."?
What would you do if your son peed through his pants while standing at the toilet (on the just washed rug I might add) all the while your other son gets yarn stuck in his teeth like dental floss all the while your daughter flails and screams that she is not going to take a nap and throws her "Princess" bear out of her bed?
What would you do if you son throws a fit and says "I'm angry at you because I peed my pants and I have to take a bath" and continues to cry throughout hair washing all the while your other son tries to crawl in the pee all the while your daughter says "I not going to nap.?
What would you do if your daughter climbed out of her bed and into her brothers bed and started jumping up and down even after a God commanded "Rod" adjustment?
I tell ya what I do...I grab for some good ol' chocolate...oh wait, I there isn't any around...Somebody help me!!!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Posted by Elizabeth Mullins at 3:38 PM