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Friday, May 15, 2009

"What would you do?"

Monday Morning
What would you do to keep one son from eating plant leaves in the bathroom while keeping the other two from eating the whole tube of toothpaste? Followed by what would you do if you are running on time to work and you are corraling the kids into the "kid pit" a.k.a my minivan, but then suddenly you are throw a curve ball filled with a poopy diaper? What would you do if the kid tries to run away and do windshield wipers abs while the changing process is happening? Then, what would you once you get the child buckled and he chokes up a leaf and barfs in your hand? What would you do if your other son asks "Mom, why did you throw Bubba's pacifier in the yard?" (he thought the barf was pacifier) What would you do if your son asked you why you are yelling at God outside of the garage at 9:52 am? What would you say if your son said "It is not okay to be frusterated at God."?

Friday Afternoon
What would you do if your son peed through his pants while standing at the toilet (on the just washed rug I might add) all the while your other son gets yarn stuck in his teeth like dental floss all the while your daughter flails and screams that she is not going to take a nap and throws her "Princess" bear out of her bed?

What would you do if you son throws a fit and says "I'm angry at you because I peed my pants and I have to take a bath" and continues to cry throughout hair washing all the while your other son tries to crawl in the pee all the while your daughter says "I not going to nap.?

What would you do if your daughter climbed out of her bed and into her brothers bed and started jumping up and down even after a God commanded "Rod" adjustment?

I tell ya what I do...I grab for some good ol' chocolate...oh wait, I there isn't any around...Somebody help me!!!




9 comments:

Emily said...

Serenity Now!!

Newberry said...

Oh my goodness! That sounds way to crazy for me to handle, Elizabeth. By the way I understand the rug thing. Within a span of 2 days I think I washed my rug in front of the toilet 4 times.

Tara Hobbs said...

We should have met for chocolate. I texted micah at about 2:00 saying in needed intervention with sweets, but didn't get any. :-( Hope you day gets better!!

Kayla said...

Wow, i'm glad i'm not the only one about to break down. How can we escape on a weekend getaway?

the.fortes said...

Yikes! Sounds like a job for chocolate for certain!!! I would have been in the chocolate chips scooping up handfuls!

Samantha said...

I'm sorry that you were having a difficult time. I struggle with just Daniel sometimes, so I can not imagine having three that are playing up. I hope that when Josh got home last night, you were able to take 5 minutes to yourself.

Kelli said...

I would say sounds like another day in paradise! Ha - or at least thats what I tell myself to keep my sanity! Gotta love 3 kids going 90 mph in different directions.

Gena said...

I'm bringing chocolate to church tomorrow. I'll throw some fiber in for good measure.......

Good grief. Can't wait for the lawn mowing stories with babies on your hips. Those are my favorite.

Natalie Hudkins said...

I honestly don't know how you do it...